bitterxxblood:

scarred-memories:

i love you. 
you can’t do anything to yourself tonight. 
you can’t break or neck, or blow your brains out, or explode your stomach or bleed out. 
you deserve this life. i love you.

have lil b holding up this sign and maybe then I’ll reconsider suicide

bitterxxblood:

scarred-memories:

i love you. 

you can’t do anything to yourself tonight. 

you can’t break or neck, or blow your brains out, or explode your stomach or bleed out. 

you deserve this life. i love you.

have lil b holding up this sign and maybe then I’ll reconsider suicide

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bunsterjonez:

Farscape S2E04 - Crackers Don’t Matter

85 notes

brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

(Source: antisharks)

178,880 notes

geeksandgaymers:

superdames:

Yeah, women are worthy.

  • Jane Foster in What If? #10 (1978)
  • Storm in X-Men Annual #9 (1985)
  • Rogue in What If? #66 (1994)
  • Wonder Woman in DC Versus Marvel #3 (1996)
  • Black Widow in What If: Age of Ultron #3 (2014)

Storm!Thor was the best

11,872 notes

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

(Source: fagprince)

703,693 notes

adoradork:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

Holy jesus what I can’t.

adoradork:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

Holy jesus what I can’t.

(Source: lawebloca)

29,164 notes

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

image

455,573 notes

unshaped:

THE FOOT IS KILLING ME

(Source: vinegod)

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doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

567,904 notes

marblesonglass:

scooterpiebanana:

shonilane:

valeriane:

the-real-seebs:

wolvensnothere:

ishipitlikeups:

ishipitlikeups:

Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—

Goddammit.

Yeah no but seriously. Read it.

Holy fuck that twist.

That is some fine writing.

Oh… OH wow.

Well, damn…

That was exceptional. 

always reblog

31,650 notes

thatfunnyblog:

This is why Pink has been my hero since I was 12.

(Source: pinksvoice)

199,897 notes

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(Source: thenameshiccup)

205,918 notes

ex0rdiium:


fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

127,102 notes

slimginger:

peachcreekhighschool:

Graduating high school:

image

Suddenly having adult responsibilities:

image

so accurate it physically hurts

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